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“I really don’t believe in abortion,” Bieber says. “It’s like killing a baby?” How about in cases of rape? “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I don’t know how that would be a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.”

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CREATOR - if you have...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/tagged/best"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;BEST OF&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; - for when it was consistently funny instead of occasionally humorous&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://scegliere.tumblr.com"&gt;CREATOR&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; - if you have any interest in following my political/societal blog that discusses some of the issues presented by this meme (i know there&amp;#8217;s a few of you out there who let me know how they appreciated that aspect)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;there will still be posts here and there if there&amp;#8217;s something that&amp;#8217;s just too good to pass up, but i really can&amp;#8217;t be bothered to make sure the queue is packed anymore.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4786036220</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4786036220</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 15:30:06 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>it was really funny at first. now you've over played it and its just boring. unfollowing.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljddpf1PVs1qz9rxu.gif" height="283" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘best of’ section added on the main page cos idgaf&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4766679727</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4766679727</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:07:21 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnqv3gfQS1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “You think that sex workers should be treated as sub-humans? ” Bottom text: “That’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason.”]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4669928575</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4669928575</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 15:30:06 -0600</pubDate><category>sex workers</category><category>slut shaming</category><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>really sad</category><category>meme</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljo0k3hHpW1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “White guys telling Muslim women that their burqas are ugly, oppressive masks. ” Bottom text: “Really sad, but everything happens for a reason.”]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4641426883</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4641426883</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 15:30:06 -0600</pubDate><category>burqa ban</category><category>Islamophobia</category><category>self determination</category><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>really sad</category><category>meme</category><category>freedom of religion</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnqs5LGaT1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “You think that white christians are the most oppressed group in society? ” Bottom text: “That’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason.”]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4615193977</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4615193977</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 15:30:06 -0600</pubDate><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>christians</category><category>white people</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>meme</category><category>really sad</category><category>reverse racism</category><category>class oppression</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgqj4xj44V1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “Snape kills Dumbledore? ” Bottom text: “That’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason.”]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4588546560</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4588546560</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 15:30:00 -0600</pubDate><category>apologist bieber</category><category>snape</category><category>dumbledore</category><category>harry potter</category><category>justin bieber</category><category>meme</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhcwelJeRw1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “The term “Beliebers” actually stuck? ” Bottom text: “That’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason.”]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;seriously am i the only one who thinks this is most absurd name for a cult or what&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4561388703</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4561388703</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 15:30:06 -0600</pubDate><category>Beliebers</category><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>really sad</category><category>meme</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljapongGKf1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “Voter apathy.” Bottom text: “Really sad, but everything happens for a reason.”]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4534369306</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4534369306</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 15:30:07 -0600</pubDate><category>voter apathy</category><category>really sad</category><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>meme</category><category>vote</category><category>voting</category><category>democracy</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljapqohTP31qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “Baby I wanna” Bottom text: “Womp womp womp womp wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble.”]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4504976208</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4504976208</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 15:30:06 -0600</pubDate><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Baby</category><category>dubstep</category><category>derp</category></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/COkrqTrO2Fk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4476360562</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4476360562</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 15:30:06 -0600</pubDate><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>CSI</category><category>video</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljapneo2B71qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “Government shutdown?” Bottom text: “Really sad, but everything happens for a reason.”]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4448819986</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4448819986</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 15:30:06 -0600</pubDate><category>Tea Party</category><category>GOP</category><category>Democrats</category><category>United States</category><category>Republicans</category><category>budget</category><category>government shutdown</category><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>meme</category><category>really sad</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj46bxo43W1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and      teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black      windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “Segregation.” Bottom text:  “Really sad, but  everything  happens for a  reason.”]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4423721652</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4423721652</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 15:30:06 -0600</pubDate><category>segregation</category><category>racism</category><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>really sad</category><category>meme</category></item><item><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/q6WA0j-whUc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lilfdh3A4J1qf6zf9.gif" height="323" width="233"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4398324192</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4398324192</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 15:30:00 -0600</pubDate><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>pen15</category><category>penis</category><category>penis penis penis</category><category>video</category><category>best</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj1uo5PyGm1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and      teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black      windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “You lost your keys?” Bottom text:  “That’s  really sad,  but  everything happens for a  reason.”]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4373805979</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4373805979</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 15:31:07 -0600</pubDate><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>meme</category><category>really sad</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liwcukB4vD1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink  and     teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black     windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “I pay $750 per haircut to maintain my signature helmet-esque hair?” Bottom text:  “That’s  really sad, but  everything happens for a  reason.”]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4347618959</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4347618959</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 15:30:06 -0600</pubDate><category>hair helmet</category><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>bieber bob</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>really sad</category><category>meme</category></item><item><title>I’m looking at you, Rachel &amp; Cary…
[Picture:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liwcqjdc471qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m looking at you, Rachel &amp; Cary…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and     teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black     windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “The radio DJs mock you on-air every time you text in and ask them to stop playing Bruno Mars so much?” Bottom text:  “That’s  really sad, but  everything happens for a  reason.”]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4321494481</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4321494481</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 15:30:06 -0600</pubDate><category>Bruno Mars</category><category>radio</category><category>Grenade</category><category>Just The Way You Are</category><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>meme</category><category>really sad</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liwcm2PAXr1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and     teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black     windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “People still think that “virginity” exists?” Bottom text:  “That’s  really sad, but  everything happens for a  reason.”]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4293001924</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4293001924</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 15:31:06 -0600</pubDate><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>meme</category><category>virginity</category><category>purity</category><category>sex</category><category>SEX IS DIRTY</category><category>slut-shaming</category></item><item><title>lol sorry guys, thanks for never failing to point out what i...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liui39oySo1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;lol sorry guys, thanks for never failing to point out what i miss&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and     teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black     windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “Repeated spelling errors on a meme?” Bottom text:  “That’s really sad, but  everything happens for a   reason.”]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4266137161</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4266137161</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 15:31:06 -0600</pubDate><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>meme</category><category>really sad</category><category>spelling</category><category>spelling errors</category><category>derp</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuhraKcxb1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink  and    teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a  black    windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “Your think some Bassnectar song is the best dubstep track ever?” Bottom text:   “That’s really sad, but  everything happens for a  reason.”]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4241575964</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4241575964</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:31:07 -0600</pubDate><category>dubstep</category><category>Bassnectar</category><category>douchebags</category><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>meme</category><category>really sad</category></item><item><title>[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lis185Qxbi1qhonv1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with dark pink and    teal alternating. Foreground: Pop star Justin Bieber wearing a black    windbreaker over a white t-shirt and a chain. Top text: “Your uncle murdered your father and married your mother?” Bottom text:  “That’s really sad, but  everything happens for a  reason.”]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4216577082</link><guid>http://apologistbieber.tumblr.com/post/4216577082</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:31:07 -0600</pubDate><category>Justin Bieber</category><category>Apologist Bieber</category><category>really sad</category><category>meme</category><category>Hamlet</category><category>Shakespeare</category></item></channel></rss>
